What Can I say, I Just Love Complaining

What can I say, I just love complaining.
A friend asked me what I had been reading lately and I told him I was in the middle of a very interesting combination: Why I am Not a Christian by Russell and Pride and Prejudice by Austen. He asked to borrow the first one when I was done with it but openly admitted to disliking Austen having read one book and two movies based on her books. (Russell 1 Austen 0)
“Hey, we both hate pride and prejudice... Lets get married” I can’t believe I actually said that, good for me I caught myself in the midst of IRONY.
(Sob story: I say things like that a lot and that’s why nobody takes me seriously anymore.)
In chapter 7 (ish) Elizabeth pays a visit to her sister Jane who is resting her cold at the Bingley’s. She comes in dirty and dripping, acts rudely toward the Bingley sisters and dares to borrow clothes and stay the night. Ru-ude. She met these people about two minutes and expects to be warmly welcomed after intruding? This girl needs spanking (not in the kinky sense).
I “IMDB’d” the movie for some fun facts and found absolutely nothing fun about those facts, BUT then I looked at the casting for the movie and found out that the girl who plays Mary is named Talulah! Don’t know about you but that’s the funniest name I’ve ever heard.
PS: I was trying to find a modern version of Pride and Prejudice and this is all I found:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1WAjT5Yn8M&feature=related
I personally though it was better than the Joe Wright version.